Dharma & Greg Season 1 Episode 20
The Cat's Out of the Bag
The pretense that everything is fine with Greg's parents finally proves too much for Dharma, who snaps during dinner at a Chinese restaurant and has the bad news served to Greg in a fortune cookie (to the absorbed interest of the Chinese family sharing their table). Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. Greg and Pete take Edward for a drink to commiserate, and Edward demonstrates his ace in pick-up lines: ""Excuse me, young lady, do you have change for a million?"" Meanwhile, Jane has gone off to a Star Trek convention (""I like middle-aged men who are virgins""), leaving her pet Mr. Boots with Dharma and Greg; but Greg freaks out when he discovers that Mr. Boots is not exactly a cat.
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- 1 - 22Much Ado During NothingMay. 13, 1998
- 1 - 21Spring Forward, Fall DownApr. 28, 1998
- 1 - 20The Cat's Out of the BagApr. 01, 1998
- 1 - 19Dharma's Tangled WebMar. 11, 1998
- 1 - 18Daughter of the Bride of FinkelsteinMar. 04, 1998
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- 1 - 15The Second Coming of LeonardFeb. 04, 1998
- 1 - 14Old YellerJan. 21, 1998
- 1 - 13Do You Want Fries With That?Jan. 07, 1998
- 1 - 12Haus ArrestDec. 17, 1997
- 1 - 11Instant DharmaDec. 10, 1997
- 1 - 10The First ThanksgivingNov. 26, 1997
- 1 - 9He Ain't Heavy, He's My FatherNov. 19, 1997
- 1 - 8Mr. Montgomery Goes to WashingtonNov. 12, 1997
- 1 - 7Indian SummerNov. 05, 1997
- 1 - 6Yoga and Boo, BooOct. 29, 1997
- 1 - 5The Ex-FilesOct. 22, 1997
- 1 - 4And Then There's the WeddingOct. 15, 1997
- 1 - 3Shower the People You Love With LoveOct. 08, 1997
- 1 - 2And the In-Laws MeetSep. 01, 1997
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