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Conan Season 3 Episode 14

Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?

Jim Parsons, Jennifer Carpenter and musical guest Delta Spirit

Dec. 05, 2012

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That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 YearsOct. 31, 2013
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A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening SilencesOct. 30, 2013
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Two Decades, Two LaughsOct. 29, 2013
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Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being ProcessedOct. 28, 2013
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Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War CrimeOct. 24, 2013
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The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"Oct. 23, 2013
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The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" StereotypeOct. 22, 2013
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Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-MenOct. 21, 2013
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Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.Oct. 17, 2013
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Throwing Shade Since 1993Oct. 16, 2013
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The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely DeclinedOct. 15, 2013
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Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook CaperOct. 14, 2013
3 - 147
A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah EpisodeOct. 03, 2013
3 - 146
Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3Oct. 02, 2013
3 - 145
Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement HomeOct. 01, 2013
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The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle OfSep. 30, 2013
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Word Is a Four-Letter WordSep. 26, 2013
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The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen AlbumSep. 25, 2013
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Now Is the Winter of Our Disco TentSep. 24, 2013
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Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely WhiteSep. 23, 2013
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The Fast and the Bi-CuriousSep. 19, 2013
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Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading SkillsSep. 18, 2013
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The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star InSep. 17, 2013
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Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango TangoSep. 16, 2013
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Nurder, She Wrote without ProofreadingSep. 12, 2013
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The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances InsteadSep. 11, 2013
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A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a ChangeSep. 10, 2013
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The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to SlaughterSep. 09, 2013
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DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MENSep. 05, 2013
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The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"Sep. 04, 2013
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The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be TouchedSep. 03, 2013
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Goodfellas 2: BetterfellasAug. 15, 2013
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The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This OneAug. 14, 2013
3 - 126
Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3DAug. 13, 2013
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Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.Aug. 12, 2013
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The iTunes Update That Made All the DifferenceAug. 08, 2013
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Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a WarningAug. 07, 2013
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Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the Aug. 06, 2013
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Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The LaugheningAug. 05, 2013
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My Big Fat Greek LandlordAug. 01, 2013
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Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's RevengeJul. 31, 2013
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One If by Land, Two If by JetskiJul. 30, 2013
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Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser CrimesJul. 29, 2013
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Slow and Steady Wins the Participation TrophyJul. 25, 2013
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"What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex TrebekJul. 24, 2013
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Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-DextersJul. 23, 2013
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99% Effort, 1% Milk.Jul. 22, 2013
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Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3SJul. 18, 2013
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Zero on the Richter ScaleJul. 17, 2013
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There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a FarmJul. 16, 2013
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The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good SelfieJul. 15, 2013
3 - 108
The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Jul. 11, 2013
3 - 107
My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-ShirtJul. 10, 2013
3 - 106
When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.Jul. 09, 2013
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The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy BoyJul. 08, 2013
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The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By NJun. 27, 2013
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Never Name Your Daughter DildaJun. 26, 2013
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The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical GuestJun. 25, 2013
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The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.Jun. 24, 2013
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The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6Jun. 13, 2013
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Escape from Podcast MountainJun. 12, 2013
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Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual ServicingJun. 11, 2013
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The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own SaladJun. 10, 2013
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Alien Meets The FokkersJun. 06, 2013
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The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The WallflowersJun. 05, 2013
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The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does DallasJun. 04, 2013
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Butt-Dial M for MurderJun. 03, 2013
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The Illegitimate Rise of Steve BastardMay. 23, 2013
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The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!May. 22, 2013
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Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry JokeMay. 21, 2013
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The Princess and the P. DiddyMay. 20, 2013
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"Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass BlowerMay. 16, 2013
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IMDBCooperMay. 15, 2013
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There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!May. 14, 2013
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The Very Understated Adventures of Captain BeigeMay. 09, 2013
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Press "Pound" for MurderMay. 08, 2013
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The Court Martial of Cap'n CrunchMay. 07, 2013
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The Episode Title with the Inset Box of MeMay. 06, 2013
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle NameMay. 02, 2013
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Green Eggs and Ham and TrichinosisMay. 01, 2013
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Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You CaApr. 30, 2013
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Return of the Dawn of the Sequel IIIApr. 29, 2013
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Auto-Corrective AsphyxiationApr. 18, 2013
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Django SnowchainedApr. 17, 2013
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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies CloserApr. 16, 2013
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The Episode Title WITH Misplaced EmphasisApr. 15, 2013
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Zero Dark Thirty: The SqueakquelApr. 11, 2013
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Beer Squad: Battle in SudsvilleApr. 10, 2013
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The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King TutApr. 09, 2013
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The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a SnakeApr. 08, 2013
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The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode TitleApr. 04, 2013
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Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're InsuredApr. 03, 2013
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It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the HumidylantaApr. 02, 2013
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The Ginger Went Down to GeorgiaApr. 01, 2013
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The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & TesticleMar. 27, 2013
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The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?Mar. 26, 2013
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I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat ThinsMar. 25, 2013
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The Man in the Gray Flannel SnuggieMar. 14, 2013
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Angels in Poorly-Made Devil CostumesMar. 13, 2013
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The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself UnemployableMar. 12, 2013
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The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific CircumstancesMar. 11, 2013
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A Time to Kill TimeMar. 07, 2013
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The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of ProseMar. 06, 2013
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Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not KathyMar. 05, 2013
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Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode TitleMar. 04, 2013
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The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed BadonkadonkFeb. 28, 2013
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The Legend of Legend CoveFeb. 27, 2013
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You Have the Right to Remain NakedFeb. 26, 2013
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The All-Girl Sausage PartyFeb. 25, 2013
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The Roomba with a ViewFeb. 21, 2013
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"Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk RoosterFeb. 20, 2013
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The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'FlanneryFeb. 19, 2013
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Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"Feb. 14, 2013
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law SchoolFeb. 13, 2013
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The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This MedicationFeb. 12, 2013
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The Postman Always Butt-Dials TwiceFeb. 11, 2013
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The Strange Case of Case StrangersonFeb. 07, 2013
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Yahtzee at the OK CorralFeb. 06, 2013
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym BagsFeb. 05, 2013
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The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedInFeb. 04, 2013
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Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too FarJan. 31, 2013
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Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)Jan. 30, 2013
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The Day the Mime Stood StillJan. 29, 2013
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Sweet Home Al-JazeeraJan. 28, 2013
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The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-PantsJan. 24, 2013
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Step Up 3D 2: The StepeningJan. 23, 2013
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The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy SmilesJan. 22, 2013
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Siri, Where Is My Kidney?Jan. 21, 2013
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Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!Jan. 17, 2013
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The Chamomile ConundrumJan. 16, 2013
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Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably FishJan. 15, 2013
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All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went OffJan. 14, 2013
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Betty White's Bud in Bieber's BongJan. 10, 2013
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Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the ScroteJan. 09, 2013
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The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-HoleJan. 08, 2013
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6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to GoJan. 07, 2013
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Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"Dec. 20, 2012
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The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped MeowingDec. 19, 2012
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The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store CreditDec. 18, 2012
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Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'Dec. 17, 2012
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The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. DreidelDec. 13, 2012
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Conan's Got a ColdDec. 12, 2012
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The Narcoleptic InsomniacDec. 11, 2012
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Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic HopeDec. 10, 2012
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The Announcer Who Couldn't SingDec. 06, 2012
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Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?Dec. 05, 2012
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The Puppy Photo That Got 42 DislikesDec. 04, 2012
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward BossDec. 03, 2012
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The Unicorn That Hated Little GirlsNov. 29, 2012
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Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!Nov. 28, 2012
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Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"Nov. 27, 2012
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What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBayNov. 26, 2012
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The Lorax XXXNov. 15, 2012
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The Vague Man Who Said SomethingNov. 14, 2012
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"Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name WasNov. 13, 2012
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The Day They Announced Five More Twilight MoviesNov. 08, 2012
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I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of ThemNov. 07, 2012
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Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VINov. 06, 2012
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Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys TokyoNov. 05, 2012